When It Rains
Jay Leno, the former Tonight Show host, called to complain about the jokes we didn’t like.
My boss — and friend — who’d been laid off from work was having a birthday and wanted to know where I was.
Heather told me she was unhappy about how self-centered I am.
My kids are sick.
I have a cold.
There was no AA for me because I have a cold.
The executives don’t know which way is up.
We cancelled the couples counselor.
The dog has a cyst on her head.
The internet is slow at all the wrong times.
My edit didn’t work.
My friends all want to leave their good jobs.
I still indulge in the bad habit.
Being close to Heather seems like it’s not an option.
Mom bought a car for my sister who doesn’t have her shit together.
When I calculate our $$ my wife tells me, yeah, but we don’t own a house.
Honestly, I can’t wait to go to sleep when no one will ask anything of me. And even if they could, I’d be asleep.
I feel like a huge failure in every department.
It is definitely raining. And the rainy season is likely going to last another two months.